The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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