So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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