i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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