I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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