he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
