this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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