I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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