Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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