yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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