I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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