Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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