I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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