i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
the day after is always just damage control
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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