OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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