Kareoke will never be a sober sport
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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