Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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