Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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