ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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