i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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