She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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