My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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