shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
whose ass print is on the piano?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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