Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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