Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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