You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I just pynch a tree in the face
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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