Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
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