the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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