I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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