he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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