she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Randomize