why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
It's never too late to be topless.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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