Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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