have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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