I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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