Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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