Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
