i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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