This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
