what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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