Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
This is the high leading the old right now
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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