Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize