no you cant smoke seaweed
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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