i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
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