i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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