is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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