some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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