she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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