New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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