i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Randomize
