At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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