i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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