? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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