Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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