i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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