let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Randomize
