And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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