I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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