I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
True but thats because hes a fetus.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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